Stardew Valley - A Review

Hey Internet

1. I am surprised anyone is actually reading these. And thanks if you are!
2. Sorry that this is the first post in months (EDIT: The last time I posted was in May Last Year. Oops.)
3. I love Stardew Valley

Recently, I have purchased Stardew Valley. 65 Hours and 2 in-game years in, I can safely say this may well be one of the best games ever.
(And it only costs £10.99)

I have actually written a review on the game Here, But it is also written below because yeah.

Stardew Valley is just one of those games. Those games that just suck you straight in; The music, the Art, The gameplay. 


You start in a Cutscene - In a warehouse for Joja and Co., The sort of evil side in the game, forcing to work tirelessly. Then, after reading your grandfather's note, you are whisked away to the stunning and charming Stardew Valley, where you begin your new life. 
This game is not just a Farm Management Sim. It is a farm life, community development, open-ended, charming, Stunning (Sound and Art!), in-depth Complex world simulator. And made by one person? 
You can even choose to side with Joja and make the community centre a... Umm... Warehouse? It's all your choice!
This is the best purchase I've made on Steam ever. Can't recommend it enough!!

If you can't already guess, I love this game.

But, especially for you my dear reader, I found this way (?) of reviewing things that I though was pretty cool.

I found this on a review by LikeManTV here.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful

☑ Good
 Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
 Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average

 Long
 To infinity and beyond (I mean, There is no 'End' to the game)

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price (100%. £10.99)
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


I will probably do More Stardew Valley in the future, I just really want to post this as it has been on my mind for a while to come back. 


Thanks everyone,

Black_Master_812

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